I have been looking for an email in one of the local folders in my PST when I ran into this funny email sent to me years ago about how some people would sing (maybe it's because that’s what they hear and what they can read in some cheap songhits! But I'd have to say, I still laughed when I read it...I tried contain my laughter as my teammates might think I am going crazy. :)

Try to sing the lines.. and you might say to yourself – oh, yah.. sounds like it..
but the message of song gets messed up badly. Hahahaha... See for yourself. :)

Note: If you are not a pinoy, you might be able to relate in some of the lyrics below. :) Sorry. :)

If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys:
"some people want TAMBOURINES.."
(some people want diamond rings)

The Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston:
"I decided long ago, never to walk in EDU MANZANO..."
(I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore:
"A walk to remember... it was late afternoon!"
(I'll always remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo:
"supposed to be you're like my mother, supposed to be you're like my sister"
(close to me you're like my mother... close to me you're like my sister)

Where's the Love by Black Eyed Peas :
"People killing, people flying, children hurt an living, crying..."
(People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying)

Leaving on a jet plane:
"so kiss me and SMAFFLE me..."
(so kiss me and smile for me...)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo:
"It started when we were younger you were NINE..."
(It started when we were younger you were mine)
also:
"and you were my BEYBLADE..."
"it started when were younger you were FINE..."
(and you were my baby)

Britney's Baby One More Time:
"My ONLY NEST is killing me... and I........"
(My loneliness is killing me...)

Thumbthumping by Chumbawumba:
"I get knocked down by an elephant, my momma's gonna bring me down..."
(I get knocked down, but I get up again...)

Crush by Jennifer Paige:
"i-splash, a little crush.."
("it's just.. a little crush..")

Red Hot's Californication:
"Viva Californication...."
(Dream of Californication...)

No scrubs, TLC:
"A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine but is also known as a BUS STOP"
(A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine but is also known as a buster)

Waterfalls by TLC:
"Don't go JASON waterfalls..."
(Don't go chasin’ waterfalls...)

Your Body Is A Wonderland by John Mayer:
"You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND... You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND I'll use my hands.."
(Your body is a WONDERLAND... Your body is a WONDERLAND I'll use my hands..)

Baa Baa Black Sheep:
"Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road..."
(Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool?)

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal:
"Maaaaaaaaaag..., magdamag mong sasabihin........"
(oooooh,, wag na wag mong sasabihin)

Two-Trick Pony by Sandwich:
"I have been waiting for you all night under the glow of INSECENT LIGHT"
(I have been waiting for you all night under the glow of the SATELLITE)

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men:
"Oh God give me the reason, I'm down...ABANDON ME..."
(Oh God give me the reason, I'm down on bended knee)

Red Hot's Zephyr Song:
"Fly away on my CELLPHONE...I feel it more than ever"
(Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever)

Anima Christy:
"Soul of Christ... sat beside me..." (katakot ah, if it sat beside you..)
(Soul of Christ... sanctify me...)
Additionals:

Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You:
"Nothing's gonna change my love for you.. YOU KNOW NAMAN MY LOVE how much I love you..."
(Nothing's gonna change my love for you.. You outta know by now how much I love you...)

Back At One by Brian McKnight:
"It's on the night bowl.. that we should be together..."
(It's undeniable.. that we should be together)

Unpretty by TLC:
"I am such a fool.. I am such a fool"
(my outside look cool, my insides are blue)

Out of Reach by Gabrielle:
Chorus part:
"Va-le-rie"
(Out of reach)

Youth of the Nation:
"We are, we are.. the EUTHANASIA"
(We are , we are..the Youth of the Nation)

Someday We'll Know:
"Mighty mouse.. outside Chicago"
(90 miles..outside Chicago)

posted by celgee @ Sunday, January 20, 2008

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